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Jun 16, 2011
Lesson 27. Home Renovations
hand me, a fucking hammer girl, ima make a nice fucking hole in wall
Mar 8, 2011
Lesson 26. International Women’s Day
AAAAHHHH FUCK OFF ima have international dude day whenever i want ok, and piss on fucking carpet, yeah ima do that whenever i FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT.
Mar 3, 2011
Lesson 25. Love Poetry II
love poem.
home girl
suggested i throw her off fucking waterfall
so i did
she shattered her FUCKING face on rocks
yeah chivalry
Mar 2, 2011
Lesson 24. Love Poetry
girl
u wrote a fucking tumblr 4 me
now ima send u fucking letter bomb,
yeah
it would be mad wicked, if that cunt explodes in yr face
Feb 26, 2011
Lesson 23. Wedding Vows
i promise, to burn the fucking house down ok, if i fucking feel like it
Jan 25, 2011
Lesson 22. Sexual Relations
aiight girl listen up, heres the DL ok, ima lick ur anus now ok but im only fucking doing it because i want 2 ok, not because u fucking asked me to.
Dec 29, 2010
Lesson 21. Holiday
listen girl i dont believe, in a fucking santa claus, hes a pedo cunt.
Dec 4, 2010
Lesson 20. Hotel
i didn’t FUCKING shit on the bed ok, it was already like that
Nov 27, 2010
Lesson 19. Bookshop
no im not going to the FUCKING cookbooks wit u.
Nov 23, 2010
Lesson 18. Intimacy
Get the fuck out of my sock drawer, that’s where I keep my fucking porn.
Nov 18, 2010
Lesson 17. Shopping Centre
thats not a “cute little girl” thats a fucking snotty shit factory.
Nov 14, 2010
Lesson 16. Finances Pt II
my fucking friend is coming out of the slammer, he did time for armed robbery, don’t judge him tho, he’s a fucking live wire, lend him $5000.
Nov 2, 2010
Lesson 15. Finances
fucking pay for coffee girl or i’ll ram this biscuit into yr eye
Oct 9, 2010
Lesson 14. Disabled Toilet Sex
listen girl im fucking uncomfortable in here. want to just go for fucking coffee instead?
Sep 4, 2010
Lesson 13. Food & Wine
cook me, a fucking steak
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