Perspectives On Modern Romance

Lesson 27. Home Renovations

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 05:10:04 -0400

hand me, a fucking hammer girl, ima make a nice fucking hole in wall

Lesson 26. International Women's Day

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 01:11:58 -0500

AAAAHHHH FUCK OFF ima have international dude day whenever i want ok, and piss on fucking carpet, yeah ima do that whenever i FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT.

Lesson 25. Love Poetry II

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 18:07:06 -0500

love poem.

home girl

suggested i throw her off fucking waterfall

so i did

she shattered her FUCKING face on rocks

yeah chivalry

Lesson 24. Love Poetry

Wed, 02 Mar 2011 20:00:01 -0500

girl

u wrote a fucking tumblr 4 me

now ima send u fucking letter bomb,

yeah

it would be mad wicked, if that cunt explodes in yr face

Lesson 23. Wedding Vows

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 09:18:39 -0500

i promise, to burn the fucking house down ok, if i fucking feel like it

Lesson 22. Sexual Relations

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 00:43:40 -0500

aiight girl listen up, heres the DL ok, ima lick ur anus now ok but im only fucking doing it because i want 2 ok, not because u fucking asked me to.

Lesson 21. Holiday

Wed, 29 Dec 2010 02:56:45 -0500

listen girl i dont believe, in a fucking santa claus, hes a pedo cunt.

Lesson 20. Hotel

Sat, 04 Dec 2010 04:40:06 -0500

i didn’t FUCKING shit on the bed ok, it was already like that

Lesson 19. Bookshop

Sat, 27 Nov 2010 07:20:23 -0500

no im not going to the FUCKING cookbooks wit u.

Lesson 18. Intimacy

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 17:48:28 -0500

Get the fuck out of my sock drawer, that’s where I keep my fucking porn.

Lesson 17. Shopping Centre

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 03:25:26 -0500

thats not a “cute little girl” thats a fucking snotty shit factory.

Lesson 16. Finances Pt II

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 03:32:40 -0500

my fucking friend is coming out of the slammer, he did time for armed robbery, don’t judge him tho, he’s a fucking live wire, lend him $5000.

Lesson 15. Finances

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 16:04:06 -0400

fucking pay for coffee girl or i’ll ram this biscuit into yr eye

Lesson 14. Disabled Toilet Sex

Sat, 09 Oct 2010 23:24:32 -0400

listen girl im fucking uncomfortable in here. want to just go for fucking coffee instead?

Lesson 13. Food & Wine

Sat, 04 Sep 2010 20:17:11 -0400

cook me, a fucking steak

Lesson 12. Rituals

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 16:32:24 -0400

i fucking hate weddings, because they are full of cunts.

Lesson 11. Internet Romance

Sun, 22 Aug 2010 03:02:17 -0400

ok but how do i know, u not a fucking DUDE????

Lesson 10. Festive

Sun, 18 Jul 2010 00:11:50 -0400

im not buying you, a FUCKING christmas.

Lesson 9. Holiday

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 01:07:59 -0400

GIRL FUCK. come to bahamas wit me, i’ll throw u off a fucking boat.

Lesson 8. Nutrition

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 01:50:18 -0400

I don’t give a fuck if it’s “organic” peanut butter. get the FUCK OUT girl before i ram that death paste down yr throat.